Leave it to the Onion

I can't even count...or remember? How many times this has happened to me.

Having-One-Beer Plan Goes Awry

As the wise Trent Walker said almost ten years ago... "You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip. "

Date Disastrously Bypasses Physical Intimacy, Goes Straight To Emotional Intimacy