Thursday, January 25, 2007

Toto Apricot F5A - Greatest Toilet Seat Ever?

Let's just run down a few of the features that this bad boy is packing.

1. Embedded MP3 player.
2. Reading Light
3. Ambient Light (for us guys who refuse to turn on the light in the middle of the night)
4. Fragrance Dispenser (automatically detects when you have made it unsafe for other life forms)
5. "Washlet" Feature (nice stream of warm water right on the old brown eye)

This thing is nice then the leather recliner in my living room. If you installed a flat panel TV across from your throne you would never have to leave.

Toto Apricot F5A: MP3 Toilet Seat With Ambient Light, Fart Killer

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