Here is a great resource for when you get drunk during an intense trivia game and can't quite remember how a particular musician died. The musicians are sorted in several helpful categories such as Inhalation of Vomit, Russian Roulette, and Poor Maintenance.
Dead Musician Directory
Friday, May 13, 2005
For all the trivia lovers
Someone explain the logic process here
So these guys hang our flag upside down and burn them on a regular basis...fine. There is one report of a Koran in a toilet and all hell breaks loose? There is rioting in Afghanistan and they are killing each other over of it? Can someone explain that to me? Then the Saudi's come out and say that they are pissed so Condoleezza says "there will be prompt action" if the charges are proved true. When did we become the Saudi's bitch? Did I miss that memo? I mean I know we need their oil but this is ridiculous.
Nine killed as Afghans rage at US
How come I wasn't in on this joke?!
Why didn't the S.O.B ever tell us he was into synthesizers. I would have loved to pretend I was from Sweden and fuck with the synthesizer nerds on the internet. Nice graphics work by the way I had no idea you had that much skill. I can definitely remember seeing you wear that sweater out to the bars before.
Elhardt is a funny guy
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
This is about a month and half over due but if somehow you didn't know Mitch Hedberg passed away. This guy was fucking hilarious and was just about to get his mainstream big break. Below are two links to sites that have great Hedberg quotes.
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
"I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you're blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
"Y'know I order a club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. So do
More Mitch Hedberg Quotes
As always the old people want to ruin the fun
I not really that worried about the boys at Cal because I spent four years in the Greek system at a “dry” university and I drank myself retarded. However I do think this is a ridiculous response to a couple of problems. I think these things happen because I can’t imagine any one in the Greek system going into the exciting world of campus administration. I think the guys that spent four years in the dorms are taking their revenge.
God, some religious people have to be PISSED.
I bet some of those hardcore Christians had a brain aneurism when they read this. What about all those douche bag groups that are convinced they can succeed where Elaine failed in convincing a man to switch back to the home team.
Is You Is, or Is You Ain't?
The sexual area of a gay man's brain works a lot like that of a woman when exposed to a particular stimulus, researchers say. In an experiment, men and heterosexual women sniffed a chemical from the male hormone testosterone. The homosexual men's brains responded differently from those of heterosexual males, and in a similar way to the women's brains. Confronted by a chemical from testosterone, the male hormone, portions of the brains active in sexual activity were activated in straight women and in gay men, but not in straight men, the researchers found. "It is one more piece of evidence ... that is showing that sexual orientation is not all learned," said Sandra Witelson, a Canadian expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation.
-- Associated Press
Bringing this thing back
So it has been about two months since any of us have updated this thing. I think at some point we actually had some people who didn’t know us reading. Well we fucked that up.
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