Porsche Carrera GT in Fatal Crash

These two guys died so I can't really make light of it. I will say that it takes a serious set of balls to take your $450,000 super car out and take it balls to the wall on a race track. These guys didn't back down for a second, they put the thing into the wall at over 100 mph.

I wish I was in a place in life where I could not only drop $450,000 on a car but then take it out and drive it without even caring if I wreck it.

Porsche Carrera GT in Fatal Crash

Ebay - 2005 Porsche : Carrera Gt

The Trunk Monkey

I think I might have posted these before but they are just to good. Here are all four for you enjoyment.

"Good Job! Now get back in the trunk!"

Thrown Off Bridge
Want a Donut?
Throwing Eggs
Back in Trunk

Another Quote from KU

"God....If religion got you high and fucked up I wouldn't need to drink anymore."

A Quote from KU

"I mean...I am no Josh Knowles but I must be doing something right."

I know....I know it's a little inside.

You've Got One of Those Four-Hour Erections ...

So you took Cialis on Saturday night for a great night with your lady. Unfortunately that 36 hour life span kicks in at your board meeting Monday morning and the next thing you know you've had an erection for the last four hours. Well things are about to get worse because chances are they are going to have to cut Mr. Happy.

You've Got One of Those Four-Hour Erections ...

Leave it to the Onion

I can't even count...or remember? How many times this has happened to me.

Having-One-Beer Plan Goes Awry

As the wise Trent Walker said almost ten years ago... "You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip. "

Date Disastrously Bypasses Physical Intimacy, Goes Straight To Emotional Intimacy