Cougar Football Shattnerday

Saturday was another dissapointing day for most Cougar Football fans, that is besides brother Fitzgerald who was undoubtably relishing in all his glory. However, there were a few shining moments for most of us without question. The RV made the return trip to Pullman with few problems and a pirates booty of Buschweiser. Pregame fiesta had a strong showing of hardcore boozing and a guest appearance by none other than Jeff Johnson. Not much could be said about the game. Partly because it stunk and partly because my memory of that is fuzzy at best. 5 L's of chillable red was consumed by those in sector 23 during the second half while the season ticket in front of us was a little more concerned on whether or not her 10 year old son would be coming home with red stains on his sweatshirt again. Whoops!

Play of the game highlights were seen postgame. I will do some self-loathing and take the honors from the last weekend in Pullman with two highlight reel plays. 1) Dumping a 32 gallon garbage can of kettle corn on Conor in a post game "gatorade showeresqe" move. 2) Sending Jason Eastman on a 10 foot tumble down Bohler gym hill with a hip check move stolen from Brother Bartheld. This weeks gameball went to Brother Farina and Andy Roberts (my roommate and Conor's cousin). The three of us were congregated at Sellas for some 64 oz hammers of Anheuser and pizza. While trying to finish what was probably number 19 - 23 beerz of the night Farina and Roberts got a little creative with placemats. In attempts to earn their place on the wall, things may have crossed the line and gotten a little risque. Keeping in mind that I was well past the legal limit, I don't remember all of the submitted entries, however I did manage to recall a few "wall worthy mats." 1) I'd rather smell your pizza than eat your pussy 2) Sellas calzones are great but I'd prefer getting head and fucking in the ass 3) Sellas just feels good (with a pictoral of a guy boning a calzone) 4) Sellas is good but pussy rocks. These were all fairly classic but the gameball was rewarded when Roberts actually handed these to our hot little waitress with a straight face. Anyhow, may have been one of those situations where you just had to be there but I was still laughing the next day when I managed to recollect the previous evenings endeavors. Hope all is well in your various parts of the country. And if you happen to be in Pullman next weekend make sure you stop by the RV when the latest addition should be present. An external beer tap donated by the financial genius, Cory Bartheld.