I am so sick of you and your DIVA FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Alright enough is enough. We have had this site going for about a week now and so far not a single one of you pussies has sent in shit. So I am going to lay down the gauntlet. The first one of you punk ass bitches to send in a story will receive a $25 Starbucks gift card. Don't drink coffee? Well fuck you. Find a girl to take out, never know it could get you laid. Sure you could send in a shitty story and yes you would win. But let it be known I will make it a point to make fun of your bitch ass everytime I post something.

DISCLAIMER:
If you are my roommate you are not eligable to win this little contest. Sorry TB.