What the fuck is going on at NASA.

A 43 year old robotics specialist who has been to outer fucking space freaked out over a dude the other day and hatched a quick scheme to take out the competition. Upon hearing that a fellow female co-worker was flying from Houston to Orlando to meet a male astronaut Nowak went over the edge. She drove 900 miles in diapers and managed to get on the same airport shuttle as the female co-worker. The co-worker realized someone was following her, in general astronauts aren’t dumb, and managed to lock herself in her car before Nowak could strike.

When the police got there Nowak had the following items in her possession:

Steel Hammer
BB Gun
Pepper Spray
4 inch folding knife
Rubber tubing
Plastic garbage bags

I don’t know what Nowak planned to do if she managed to kidnap this lady but I tell you what it wouldn’t have been pretty.

When Nowak was asked to describe the relationship she had with the male astronaut she was going to kill for she said “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship.”

What does that mean? My overall point: Women are crazy.

Astronaut charged with attempted murder