Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Before You Hit the Piss....Leave a Message

I know there are a lot of you out there that are currently in a state of self denial. You have yourself convinced that you are going to make it to work bright and early Monday morning after the Super Bowl.

However in the back of your mind you know that a "few beers" during the big game is more realistically 12 beers, a couple of jager bombs and maybe even a few cigarettes.

Whether you are honest with yourself or not here is the service for you.

Call-in-Sick.com

It is pretty simple. You call these chaps up the day before, record your sick message as many times as you need to perfect it and then leave your bosses phone number. Call-in-Sick.com handles it from there and leaves your finely crafted message on your bosses voicemail at your specified time the next morning.

Simply put....it's genius.

2 comments:

Mike Honcho said...

That is real genius. Almost as good as being able to email yourself in sick. One question: What happens if your boss answers his phone?

Mitch Martin said...

That is the beauty of it. You schedule when you want the service to make the call.

So you schedule the call for 20 minutes early then your boss has ever shown up to the office and your goldy.