Verizon Employee Exit Interview

I found this a while ago and there is a chance that it's fake but I don't care because it is fucking hoolarious.

My personal favorite

#3) Would you be interested in working for Verizon on a Part-Time basis? Comments:

"No. Thats like saying I would prefer to be raped half as often."

Verizon Employee Exit Interview

The Inevitable Work Poop

You know it is going to happen. No matter how hard you try to avoid it the time will come where you have to "see a man about a horse" while you are on clock.

Check out this comprehensive list of work poop scenarios. We have all been through them but they are still funny as hell to read about.

The Inevitable Work Poop