Verizon Employee Exit Interview

I found this a while ago and there is a chance that it's fake but I don't care because it is fucking hoolarious.

My personal favorite

#3) Would you be interested in working for Verizon on a Part-Time basis? Comments:

"No. Thats like saying I would prefer to be raped half as often."

Verizon Employee Exit Interview

Effective Meetings

I hate meetings. One of my personal rules in life is that nothing is accomplished in a meeting once it crosses the 30 minute mark. Half the attendees can't remember what the original subject was and there is always one person either asleep and/or drooling.

I really liked these tips for effective meetings after I read tip #1.

1) Avoid meetings. Test the importance of a meeting by asking, "What happens without it?" If your answer is, "Nothing," then don't call the meeting.

10 Tips for an Effective Meeting

The Inevitable Work Poop

You know it is going to happen. No matter how hard you try to avoid it the time will come where you have to "see a man about a horse" while you are on clock.

Check out this comprehensive list of work poop scenarios. We have all been through them but they are still funny as hell to read about.

The Inevitable Work Poop